The Watson 24 Hour Show tattoo. A terrible picture, but it was literally just finished. We'll have another one soon!

Idiots of Ants are about to perform live, we don't have U2 yet but getting very close, and the entire world seems to be inexorably moving towards New Scottish Time.

The following scores were achieved in a hugging competition, with the prize being 3 beautiful "slankets". Winners in red.

Robert 23/30

Matt 23/30

Girl 23/30

Richard 23/30

Jasmine 26/30

Matt 24/30

Laura 26/30

Caroline 27/30

Lauren 22/30

Emma 25/30

Sammy J, Dave Quirk and Heath McIver just got back from the Edinburgh Airport, where they were attempting to warn travellers about the world changing to New Scottish Time.

Mark has learned the salsa in an attempt to impress his lovely wife with "real world" skills. He is being ably taught here by Amy Butterworth.

We have decided to change the world's reference time zone to New Scottish Time. This time is 20 minutes behind the current reference time, GMT. See the tasks page for more information.

The show has begun! Welcome to all.

We are currently deciding what to do about the fact that the show started 20 minutes late.